Adam and Eve
God was just about done creating man,but he had two
things left over in his bag and He couldn't quite decide
how to split them between Adam and Eve. He thought
He might just as well ask them. He told them one of the
things He had left was a thing-a-mabob that would allow
the owner to pee while standing up."It's a very handy
thing,"God told them, "and I was wondering if either
one of you had a preference for it."
Well,Adam jumped up and down and begged,"Oh,
please give that to me! I'd love to be able to do that!"
"It seems like just the thing a man should have".
"Please!Pleeease!Give it to me!"
On and on he went like an excited little boy.
Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really
wanted it so badly,he could have it.
So God gave Adam the thing that allowed him to pee
standing up. Adam was so excited he just started
whizzing all over the place--first on the side of a rock,
then he wrote his name in the sand,and then he tried
to see if he could hit a stump ten feet away--laughing
with delight all the while.
God and Eve watched him with amusement and then
God said to Eve,
"Well,I guess you're kind of stuck with the last thing
I have left"
"What's it called?" asked Eve.
"Brains," said God.
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