Somehow I was convinced that giving birth twice at home to babies that where each 9 pounds at birth...without any painrelief...That that was tough!

What a fool I was!!! Because this Friday I purchased 2 twoseat sofas at Ikea (I do hate going to Ikea;somehow most women shopping in Ikea seem to always be pregnant!!??).Thinking that sofas would be the only thing that you would purchase complete...WRONG!!

Ikea is the only shop in the world where you have to ''build'' the sofa yourself..With tiny screws and a very thin tiny screwdriver. Complete with two instruction booklets. Which one really has to follow and study,dont ever think ;Ah this looks real easy I can do it with out the retard instructions..WRONG again...!!! GRrrrrrrrr!!!

My hands are now covered with sour open wounds.....snif...This was really hard ,painful giving birth was/is peanuts...

It is also a freaky idea that i am now living the Ikea dream...Swedish people live out the ultimate world domination: Through consumerism ..Youve got: Hennes &Maurits (worldwide) copy-ing every fashion style from the catwalks and selling those copies for a cheap price (kids,man and women the whole family can shop themselves nuts) and Ikea where at openings of new department stores folks turn mad and have either fistfights (true: happened somewhere in the UK) or just kill eachother ( I belief that was in a muslim country..forgot which one,look it up later and perhaps add it).

I say :Do we have to fear..A:The rightwinged world domination of the USA?

B:The power position in the UN of The Vatican;mingling  in with the World Health Organisation when it comes to HIV,taking condoms etc etc?

or C: The ever growing discontent of the moslim world;spreading there message trough terrorist attacks and the ever growing radicalisation of moslim teens in Europe mainly fed by discrimination in the past and in the now???

WRONGWRONG WRONG...!!!!

We have to fear 

SWEDEN.

It starts so cunning with the kids...The radical way that these swedish kids are living.:.PIPPI

With tacky music that people all over the world secretly love,and that later on receive cultstatus: ABBA

Trough food that seem to rinse and activate your bowels: KNACKEBROD .

Through SEX:Allthough Denmark was the first country ever where porn was condoned it was Sweden that took over. ANd soon dominated that era where Bjorn Borg and ABBA where hip and happening.

Furniture..So vital and so underestimated. There is not a household where you wont find something (small) from Ikea IKEA IKEA IKEA .

Clothing:H&M..Cheap,trendy and everyone from all sorts of social classes cant be found wearing something from H&M..

There you go.Being a consumer is being a victim,a victim of a war called marketing and massmedia..

THe ultimate domination

I am so gonna relax on my new: Mysinge sofa(s)!!!